World of Sexual Pleasures

Speak To Me…

Posted on April 7, 2014 by Sharon

What is sweeter to our own ears than our native language? Many of us like certain accents of others but nothing quite gets to our heart like another speaking our own tongue. What happens if you call someone for phone sex and you want to hear certain words in your own language that the phone sex provider isn’t familiar with though?

Well the other night I had such an experience. This man from Denmark, who had almost no accent his English was perfect, really wanted me to say certain words back to him in his native language. He said them and spelled them, as I typed them out and then said them back to him. He went quite wild as I did this to him, and was told to intersperse English words for Danish ones. I’d never had a call like it, he was quite aroused to have taught me the words for cock, pussy, big, huge, balls!

Certain words and sounds can indeed make us melt and it’s not difficult to teach a few words to someone and have them say them back to you. So if I ever meet a Danish guy and say, “I want that (big) stor (cock) pik in my (pussy) fisse!” he’ll drop his jaw for sure! A man once wanted me to try this on a recording in Hindi, and I’m afraid even with recordings as samples on how to say the words, I couldn’t get the hang of it. Some languages are a lot easier to roll off the tongue than others. I do wish I was multi lingual, that would increase ones clients base for sure and make you more desirable, but except for a couple of Danish words now, I’m English only!

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Take Your Time

Posted on March 31, 2014 by Sharon

One of the most obvious of sexual pleasures is taking your time. I cannot for the life of me understand people that feel the need to rush. I guess for many that comes from masturbating in childhood and teenage years and having to rush to finish before they were discovered, and sadly this leap to rush seems to go on through life even though no such fears of getting caught remain.

I always feel bad for premature ejaculators when they call and how they are too lazy to train themselves out of it. There’s definitely men that can last a long time, they appreciate passion and are in no rush, they like to savor their pleasures, they are always higher ranked in my books than the wham, bam, thank you ma’am types, they are just annoying. Unless you’ve got someone beating on your door, what exactly are you rushing for, it’s not a race to see who can cum the fastest. I think I’d like the tantric sex guys that can go for hours, well, that might be TOO long, but you get the idea. No need to rush a good thing.

Build up is a wonderful thing. You will cum harder if it’s been a few days since your last orgasm obviously, you will also have a more enjoyable orgasm if it’s reached slowly and teasing yourself, or having your partner tease you for a good long while before cumming. Enjoy the journey, the destination is never in doubt, but enjoy the ride getting there as well.

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Dirty Underwear Fucker

Posted on March 24, 2014 by Sharon

Most people masturbate with their hands, this is a given. Some use toys, others use water, I’ve talked to some using fruits and vegetables. There is no end to the creativity of some masturbators, this is for sure. One of my clients has a unique hands free method of masturbating though. He puts his dick between his thighs and pumps his legs up and down. This is all the more enjoyable if he has a silky pair of boxer shorts on. It sounds more like a workout routine than simple masturbatory fun, but hey, whatever gets you through the night.

He’s a nice guy, a teacher, with a naughty habit. He has an expensive collection of groovy underwear. Once he told me the website of this fancy European website to go look at the underwear online, and it was not cheap by any means, it was like luxury underwear. He said any girlfriends he’d had, when they asked what he wanted for his birthday or Christmas, well, he wanted more pairs of this groovy, bizarre underwear. Harmless enough I guess.

He calls and likes me to call him a dirty underwear fucker and he has underwear parties and was afraid when he lived in a building with a community laundry room that people would think he had accidents since he always was laundering so many pairs, but he just liked to cum in them a lot, for hours on end, often having over a dozen pair he was playing with at once and cumming with. He’s a character alright, but I can handle a dirty underwear fucker any day of the year!

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It’s Getting Hot In Here

Posted on March 17, 2014 by Sharon

A fetish I just recently learned about from a client is called “Figging”. Now we all know about butt plugs and strap ons, but this is a butt plug made out of peeled ginger. As in a hand of ginger you get at the grocery store and carve into the shape of a butt plug. Ginger is a warm spice, it will burn when you stick it inside. Not intolerably so, but noticeably. It can be used vaginally or anally.

I never heard of people sticking spices up their ass before. Carrots, cucumbers, even an apple, but ginger, this was a first for me. Apparently in Victorian times when ones were showing horses they would often insert ginger into the horses anus to make them more sprightly and hold their tails higher! If only we knew, all these years Mr. Ed’s secret! Ground up fresh ginger can also be applied like a paste to temporarily warm the skin, as well as dripping juice on your bits from the grated ginger. I’ve never done this, but honestly it sounds interesting! I’m almost tempted to try the grated fresh ginger on my womanly bits to see the effects.

Applying warming lubricants and lotions and potions is nothing new to try and enhance sexual arousal. Many would ingest things such as Spanish Fly to irritate their urethra and make themselves feel hornier, but it doesn’t take much to poison you, and people would go overboard. I doubt you will ever look at a hand of ginger the same way now…

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The Dinky Dance

Posted on March 10, 2014 by Sharon

I get lots of small penis humiliation callers for sure, it’s one of the most common topics I get calls on. Tonight I had a most interesting case though. This man with a small cock has a rather humorous outlook on things and doesn’t seem to feel that badly for his lot as some others do.

He said he used to see a woman and she had him do a little dance for her. A naked dance called, “The Dinky Dance”. Now of course I was laughing at his explanation of this scenario of him dancing naked in front of his girlfriend parading around so his little cock would bob up and down and shake all about. It brought a couple of guys to mind that I had watched on cam years ago, something I almost never do, but they had danced on cam for me and it was most amusing really. The one had a bath towel he’d swipe back and forth across his ass as he swayed his hips as I laughed hysterically, and another with a baseball cap that would flash me by covering and then uncovering his hidden cock behind it.

I swear they were frustrated performers that wanted to be Chippendale’s dancers with their antics, it was most amusing to be sure. The Dinky Dance, I told him he should have someone record this and then post it somewhere where we all could see it and get a good laugh out of it! I wonder what song he’d use? Might be entertaining.