Pocket Pussies

What is a guy to do when he can get a girlfriend, he’s got a cold fish for a wife, not the balls to pick up and leave, and he’s too filled with fear to go to an escort? Well, masturbation of course, but what can the poor fellow do to make his routine a bit more exciting? A sex doll is a bit of a cumbersome toy after all.

Well I have heard great things from guys that use a pocket pussy. It’s not quite the same as a Fleshlight, but not too different either. I have heard from guys that just loved using theirs, that it made them cum really quickly and felt pretty close to the real thing. Just get out the lube and go to town.

Guys love pussy, and a toy like this can far exceed the pleasures of your own hand. I don’t have a cock, so I can’t vouch for them personally, I can only go by what guys tell me,and they really seem to like them.

One poor guy I used to chat with wanted one so badly, and although over age and a college student, felt he couldn’t order one through the mail since his parents would question its arrival in a box. I can’t imagine having such lack of privacy. The hardships young men, and no doubt girls too endure due to lack of privacy for masturbating is very sad to me.

I don’t have any children, but if I did, I’d like to think I’d be openminded. Buy my daughter a vibrator and my son a pocket pussy! And encourage them to have phone sex to further enhance their experiences. Far too much unneeded shame in the world over perfectly natural desires. One man called and said he felt guilty for being horny.

I said that was sad and so unnecessary. I said would you feel guilty if you were thirsty, tired or hungry? No, he said. I said then why would you feel guilty for being horny. He’d never looked at it that way. So enjoy your pocket pussies! No need for shame.

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