Talk To Me….

talking on phone

A pleasure for some is just general conversation. I honestly prefer these calls to all others, and they are few and far between, sometimes only a few a month are calling to just talk and have no sex talk. They are either just lonely or don’t have anyone to talk to about every day stuff. I talked to one last night about hair styles and old t.v. shows. Calls like that are the oasis in my week.

You almost feel guilty for getting paid for calls like that, since they aren’t any work at all they are just like casual conversation with a friend, talking about this and that, telling jokes, all kinds of silly stuff. Then you get the ones that are calling and looking at you as a cheaper alternative to a psychiatrist, but sometimes we are around the same price…They are just able to be more comfortable with phone sex girls because they are not face to face with them, they couldn’t really tell a doctor all they tell us without being judged and having it put in some medical file. We are the faceless alternative that’s easier for them to unload on.

Sometimes talking to a stranger can indeed be a lot easier than telling a friend or family member these things. Like telling a bartender your troubles. They are an objective person removed from the situation, like we are. I have even had men tell me they hired escorts just to talk to them. One said it was like phone sex in person. Another said the escorts, some of them, were a bit uncomfortable with such a situation, that they were used to being hired to, well, do what escorts do, and a deviation from that, even one that was less work for her, seemed strange and unusual to deal with. Give me general conversation any day.

Posted in conversation | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Silk Underwear

silk boxers

A pleasure for some is fabric. Some are into leather, other suede, some silk. The tactile sensation of certain fabrics against the cock can drive some men wild. One of my clients has a real thing for his vast collection of silk boxers. He has hundreds of pairs in many different colors and simply cannot masturbate without them. He doesn’t even use his hands to masturbate, it’s kind of odd. He just uses his thighs, pumping his dick between his legs.

The silk boxers he has and wears add to the friction, and he won’t masturbate nude, only in the silk underwear or lounge pants he has. He also puts them on over his head and sucks on the crotches, not of his own, but of ladies that have let him keep them that he knew. A sexual souvenir so to speak. I laughed when he said he was glad his new condo had its own laundry in it, as he was often embarrassed going down to the communal laundry room at his old building since he had so many pairs of cummed on underwear in his basket, he was afraid ones would think he was wetting his pants or something, since there was so many pair in there over and above the normal amount.

An underwear fetish isn’t anything too out there, it’s pretty tame in reality compared to a lot of weird things I hear about that ones are fixated on. If silk underwear is what gets you going, the more power to you. He often says how he desires a pair of Megan Fox’s panties, but I’m kind of thinking he’s not going to be acquiring a pair of her worn panties any time soon. Oh well, guess he will have to stick to real live girls in his life he gets them from.

Posted in fabric | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

May Is National Masturbation Month

 national-masturbation-month

As some of you may know, May is national masturbation month. So let’s all celebrate by experiencing some serious self love. As Woody Allen said, “Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.” Masturbation is the only sex many of us get if we are not in a relationship or don’t pay for sex or have fuck buddies, so many of us treasure it, since if it wasn’t for our own hands, we would be having zero orgasms, you just can’t count on others to please you. 
 
It’s hard to understand how just a few generations ago doctors spoke out on the evils of masturbation and how it was responsible from everything from mental health issues to physical problems. Everything from going blind to going crazy was the result of touching our genitals. Many are not aware that it was a Dr. that invented Kellogg’s Corn Flakes as an anti masturbation food designed to lower libido. It sounds insane, but look it up, trust me, it’s 100% true. The good Dr. Kellogg never consummated his own marriage even, since not only was masturbation a sin, but regular sex was as well in his eyes. 
 
Being in this masturbation driven job, after all if men were not calling to masturbate there really wouldn’t be any phone sex operators, has really loosened me up in regards to this topic and now it’s hard to not casually mention in conversations with others, others who may not even know my job, and ask them about their sex lives and masturbation habits. You really have to keep yourself in check to keep it under your hat. Masturbation still has a long way to go before it’s totally accepted, but it has come a long way for sure. It’s as natural as drinking or eating or sleeping, yet sure doesn’t have the same acceptability level. Maybe someday, maybe someday…….

Posted in masturbation | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Libido Enhancers

hornygoatweedoff

Are things not just as hot as they used to be for you, either alone, or when you’re with your partner? Is your libido simply waning? If there is nothing medically wrong with you, then the issue could be psychological and you may need some sort of libido enhancer. Most aphrodisiacs are old wives tales, some however claim to have actual powers to enhance your libido. Men and women have for centuries been drawn to things that would enhance their sexual experience and heighten their desire.

Herbs such as horny goat weed are said to get things revved up for you sexually. I have never taken it, so I can’t personally say, but there seems to be no shortage of testimonials for its effectiveness. As men get older their testosterone levels drop and they often live with diminished sexual desire and less than hard erections than they did in their youth and anything that helps kick things up a notch is very welcome. Some go on testosterone therapy, others may try the herbal route and find it helps things as well and is a more natural route to take.

Herbs have been around as medicines for thousands of years and if possible seem a better option than pharmaceuticals that can cause possible issues. Not that herbs can’t for some individuals either, but overall more safe, just perhaps less effective for some, you’d just have to experiment for yourself and see what works for you. At worst you will lose some money trying the different libido enhancers and seeing which ones do not work for you.

Posted in aphrodisiacs | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Between A Rock And A Hard Place

hard-cock

A sexual pleasure for most men is just getting an erection in the first place. If you have a limp noodle going for you, it’s kind of a no go for anything from sex with another person to even masturbation, though I have had guys with a limp dick tell me rubbing still feels good and some can even cum even if it’s not hard. I once had a 94 year old client and I’m doubting he was as rock hard as an 18 year old.

Cock rings and penis pumps and Viagra and other similar drugs can do wonders for a man’s self esteem and his cock. Cock rings are very old, having been around for centuries, as either actual rings, or leather strips or shoelaces tied around the cock and balls to keep the blood in them and in an engorged state. Penis pumps have also been around a fair length of time, but they can be overused and over pumped to the point where there is blood vessel damage, so I would use them with extreme caution. Viagra and similar drugs created a new lease on life for many men. Ones often have health issues that have erectile dysfunction, like diabetes that has caused nerve damage, so the cock just doesn’t have the sensation it used to.

Many women, the wives of these men, were unhappy that such a drug was created and they were being called back into action so to speak after they had happily closed up shop years ago and thought they didn’t have to put out anymore. Why there are women not enjoying sex, I cannot grasp, maybe they just have inept husbands as lovers? But a hard cock is a good thing for the men in any case, even if they only have themselves to play with.

Posted in erections | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment