World of Sexual Pleasures

Fruit Fuckers

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Sharon

Most of us have seen American Pie and the antics of the young man and his exploits with the apple pie. Well, it’s not just a silly thing in a movie, there are indeed ones out there making their masturbation more interesting with foodstuffs. I don’t really recommend it for the ladies due to the high chance of getting a yeast infection, but with guys that doesn’t seem to be too much of a concern.

A guy the other day shared with me how he hollowed out a cucumber and warmed it up and fucked it, and how it was a blow job substitution of sorts in its sensations. I have certainly heard of ones assaulting melons with their members and giving them a good go. While it is a waste of food, I can in fact see the slippery nature of fruit flesh, and the firm rind giving a male a sensation that would be pleasurable. Sounds ridiculous, but I can imagine it feeling nice in a way.

Not all are sticking cucumbers up their ass, one told me once he had an apple up his ass. What do I say to such a statement? I mentioned it to someone else and he replied, “Better not eat the pies at his house!” I laughed and agreed. I’ve had guys call with carrots up their ass, see, that concerns me. What if it broke? How to get it out? That could prove beyond embarrassing to seek medical attention for that. Best to use toys intended for that purpose rather than chance it. And you’ve also got pesticides to consider as well.

Some married guys have been afraid of toys getting discovered, so they go the fruit and veggies route. One of these days no doubt the veggie will break and they will have some ‘splainin to do!

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Pin Me Down, Baby!

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Sharon

There are few greater pleasures than missionary position sex. The intimacy and level of closeness between two people cannot really be equaled in other positions. The full body contact and eye contact is so special in this position.

Being able to wrap your arms and legs around one another and be so close feels so wonderful, and there’s no other position I’d rather be in for lovemaking. Boring to some, lacking in creativity to others, but to me a classic that cannot be rivaled by any other. Sadly, on calls, it’s around the least popular position guys mention to me. They seem only interested in sex, not a really close connection with another person. The few guys that do mention this position seem to be into the girlfriend experience types of calls and they are seeking more of a connection. Not just a quick jerk off call, kind of an online girlfriend.

Whenever I picture being with someone in a fantasy, it’s always missionary position I picture having them in, them pinning me down. Call me boring….I just love the idea of the man being on top and being underneath them, old fashioned I guess, but it’s what turns me on more than anything, feeling their weight on top of me, their body heat, their breath on my neck, their voice in my ear. Running my fingers through their hair, wrapping my legs around them and pulling them deeper inside with every thrust. Plus, it’s the one on top that does most of the work, so I can relax a bit and not work so hard! Sounds good to me!

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The Hook Up

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Sharon

What could be more of a sexual pleasure these days than casual sex, AKA “The Hook Up”. There has always been no strings attached sex, but it wasn’t as out there as it is these days with the hook up culture of ones these days. In college age people, it’s pretty well taken the place of dating entirely. Apparently love and dating have gone the way of the dodo bird.

You wanna do it, they wanna do it, so why waste time on dating and getting to know each other. Let’s just get to the good part. If both people are in agreement, there’s no problem really. The only concern with such casual couplings is the worry about sexually transmitted diseases. Since most hook ups seem to pretty well be one time things. If a hook up becomes a regular thing with the same people, then we move into fuck buddy territory. Which for some is even too much to ask, too much of a commitment.

I have gotten several messages on dating sites with the brief, “DTF?” I swear I didn’t even know what the Hell they were talking about, I actually had to type that in to a search engine to see what it meant. Well, for those in the know, it means “Down to Fuck”. So in essence they were asking if I was up for a hook up, or casual sex even though I clearly have on my page I’ve never had a one night stand and never will. But few of these dating site Lothario’s bother to do something as sensible as actually reading a profile.

Hook ups for women don’t seem to be as pleasurable for women as they are for men. Studies have shown while it’s standard for men during a hook up to receive blow jobs, women sadly are not getting such treatment in return. Seems most women lucky enough to get their pussy licked are in relationships, if you have a hook up ladies, expect your girl to be neglected in most cases. Not fair, but hey, if you now what you’re getting into and still want it, then play safe and have fun.

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You’ve Always Got Time For A Quickie…..

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Sharon

Of course we all love a long, drawn out passionfest of an evening, but sometimes a quickie hits the spot just fine. A home cooked meal is wonderful, but once in a while you just crave fast food, a quickie is the same idea. A spur of the moment fuck can take you by surprise and invigorate an otherwise boring day, bringing a flush to your cheeks and a spring to your step.

When one of you is suddenly in the mood and wants a quick release, a fast fuck can be so passionate and intense. No one plans for a quickie, they just happen. No candles or rose petals here, just an intense, hard fuck 5 minutes before you had no idea was going to happen. It’s a surprise in the best possible way.

It’s amazing how fast one can get in the mood when they hadn’t even been thinking about it moments before. One of my favorite racy movies has a number of quickies in it, “9 1/2 Weeks”, lots of passionate fast fucks in that one! When you have a partner with a high sex drive, the possibilities for quickies are fairly high, as they are usually in the mood, and if you’re a good sport, you should go along with them. I so don’t get women who turn down their men, I have no sympathy if their guys turn elsewhere for attention. Is a few minutes of your time to much to give to your guy? If the answer is yes, you deserve to be cheated on…

So next time your guy comes up behind you and starts groping you like a teenager, go along with it and have some fun. I can always set some time aside for my guys, it would be a happier world if we all pleased our partners.

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Sex Underwater

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Sharon

A pleasure some very much enjoy is sex underwater. Water is pleasurable for sure, we are having fun and relaxed while in water in most cases, so of course sex is a natural extension we would desire to combine with the calming pleasures of water.

Sex underwater has it’s fans, there are several sites online that have a lot of sex underwater pictures and videos posted, so it’s something others are desiring as well. If you think of it though, in some ways although it seems ideal, the realities don’t always go with that vision. We all know wet sex is the best sex of course, and you can’t get much wetter than being underwater, but that’s not the kind of wetness in question here. Wet sex is from lubrication, something sadly having sex underwater has the opposite effect we want on. The water washes away the slippery natural lubrication, making things feel drier than if not underwater. You could use a silicone based lubricant that will coat the skin, but it will still not be the same.

And unless you are in a monogamous relationship, there should be condoms used. Well I’m sure we can all picture how well a condom would work and stay on under the water, to say nothing of how the pool chemicals would have at it and weaken it. If condom usage is not a concern and you have your silicone based lubricant, you could give it a shot, but the water from the pool is also not good for a woman’s private parts. Pool chemicals and privates are not the best combination. And would you want to swim in a pool with sperm in it? Ick! If you love water and sex combined, it’s best to keep it to the shower. You get the wonderful water pouring over you, enough lubrication will likely be left intact since you are not underwater, and you come out cleaner than you got in. Shower sex is the best option for adding water to your sexual repertoire and you don’t even have to hold your breath!