Bagpiping

When I first heard a client mention armpit fucking, I thought he was just odd, as so many clients are. Then I heard about it somewhere else and thought, wow, there’s actually someone else into this weirdness????

Well, guess it was naive of me to think otherwise. The actual term is called, “Bagpiping”, as in it’s similar to how the bagpipe players have the bag and pipes under their arms to play.

It’s actually one of the non penetrative ways of sex that some use. I mean a tit or foot fuck seems normal in comparison to this! Horny guys will come up with anything to fuck, I am convinced of it. The same client mentioned fucking my ear, now that I don’t know if it’s a common fetish yet or not, I haven’t read up on ear fucking as of yet……But I recall years ago a funny Saturday Night Live skit on nose fucking and nasal contraceptive. Nothing would surprise me anymore.

I guess in the scheme of things it’s actually pretty harmless, but just seems kind of odd. How is one aroused by underarms? I wonder if ones adverse to shaved pussies that are into bagpiping are also wanting unshaved underarms, it would be the equivalent of pubic hair to them after all.

So many of these different practices illicit laughter when I hear about them, I can’t believe a guy is actually turned on by something that seems so downright comical and strange to me. “Hey baby, lift your arm for me and my hard dick.” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as “Oh baby, open those sexy legs for me for my throbbing cock…”

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Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy…

This sexual position seems to be the second most popular with men. Woman on top. (Doggy being first choice by most men.) Men love to be able to watch their partner ride them and play with their breasts and sit up and suck on their nipples and play with her clit.

Many women do like to be in control in the bedroom, and being on top can definitely make them have that control they desire. They can control the speed and the depth that their partners cock is going to fuck them in by being in the female superior position. Lowering themselves down as much or as little as they desire. It’s often a good position for ones with partners that have an overly large cock, as they can control how much of it they are able to accommodate.

Men are such visual creatures, the woman on top position gives them full access with their hands and eyes to totally enjoy the view. It is one of the most popular positions for both. I have read many men have better orgasms with the women on top and in control. So many men love when their women take control sexually, whether it’s on top or through guided masturbation, men seem to love when women set the pace in the bedroom.

When a woman is on top, she can grind her clit against the base of her partners cock, or be able to rub it herself or have him rub it as well. With being able to rock back and forth, the position allows for the clitoral stimulation she needs to have that explosive orgasm that will grip his rock and drain his balls.

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Hello, Dolly!

A sexual pleasure for many men is a blow up doll. They have a long history, they didn’t start out as blow up dolls, they started out hundreds of years ago as large cloth dolls for lonely sailors on long voyages. They really did get lonely at sea, they also used to fuck dolphins and manatees, who are supposed to have vaginas that feel quite human like, but then that’s another blog……

Concerned about high rates of sexually transmitted diseases, Hitler himself had a factory built to manufacture blow up dolls for soldiers, as visiting the whore’s was pretty much a guarantee they would pick up a disease. The German soldiers were embarrassed to carry the deflated dolls in their backpacks in case they were captured, so not many soldiers were packing a blow up Betty in their kits.

With the advent of plastic and silicone, blow up dolls went up in quality, with made to design ones fetching up to $10,000. They are totally customized as you want them to look. Honestly, I find it really creepy. Not much different than making love to a dead body. No matter how real they may be able to make it look, it’s not real. I’d advise to go the whore route. I mean it’s one thing to use a sex toy like a Fleshlight or a dildo, but something that looks like a human, just gives me the hee bee jeebies! It’s not normal….Many of the dolls are such poor quality, they are little more than glorified, flesh colored balloons in the shape of a human being.

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Girls Gone Wild!

 

Is there anything that turns guys on more than girl on girl porn? Most love it, and one has to admit, it is hot. A girl doesn’t have to be a full on lesbian to enjoy some girl time once in a while. I’d venture to say a lot of young people experiment with ones of the same sex, and it can be very educational as well as exciting.

They say no one is 100% straight, so experimenting seems pretty natural. I am not gay, but I wouldn’t throw Britney Spears out of bed if I had a chance to tangle with a female. Sure she’s crazy as fuck, but she’s a beautiful girl, and I think she’d be fun to play with. They always say the crazy ones are better in bed, and I get that. The craziness makes for a more intense experience. Sad but true…..

They say no one knows the female body better than another female, so I can well imagine they would lick pussy as well as a man, and be soft and smooth to boot. They know how it feels to have a clit licked and sucked, a man does not, so I get the analogy for sure.

There are curiosities about trying someone of out of your own sex. I don’t think it makes you gay if you have on occasion played with a member of the same sex, if you fall in love with one, it does. I know around half the men I speak to crave to suck cock, but that doesn’t make them all gay.

A soft female that is pretty and willing and adventuresome sounds pretty fun to me to play with and get some experience with, but I would imagine emotionally it wouldn’t be the same as with a man, and that to me is the greater appeal. But there’s nothing wrong with some lady love….

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Lights! Camera! Action!

Last week I wrote about ones getting aroused by sexy movies. This week, we will explore ones that make their own sexy movies.

Porn has always been popular, but with phone cams and video cameras so popular, ones making their own porn movies has become very common. Celebrities have been born due to widely released sex tapes. Who among us can forget Paris Hilton, or Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee’s sex tapes. They brought the famous to a whole new level of fame by showing their bedroom exploits to the masses.

Many celebrities have even been accused of “accidentally” having sex tapes stolen and released for no other reason than a career boost.

My fear would be when a relationship goes sour, that the ex would get vindictive and release said home made porno to Lord knows who. Don’t put yourself in such a position, and you don’t need to worry in the first place. But ones seem to be more of an exhibitionist today than they used to be, and filming yourself is sort of a cross between being an exhibitionist and a voyeur. Many love to watch themselves, in the mirror or by filming themselves.

Many that are not worried about privacy upload their home made pornos to amateur porn sites for other enthusiasts to share and view. It is quite popular on a number of sites for ones to upload not only videos alone of themselves masturbating, but having sex with others as well. Society seems to have evolved into much more of an open, sharing environment these days.

Whereas a few decades ago ones would have been mortified to have ones know they were doing such things, in today’s internet world of viral videos and ones promoting themselves in the hopes of some sort of level of celebrity, it’s almost commonplace for ones to be sharing every personal act under the sun in the hopes of being made famous….

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