Anal Beads

One of the many sex toys out there many find pleasure with is anal beads. They come in a variety of different shapes and sizes, from tiny ones, to walnut sized beads. Some are on a string, which is actually not the best type, as they cannot be properly sterilized. It’s best to use glass or silicone ones that can be properly washed between uses and especially if they are shared with another, it’s best really for each partner to have their own set.

Many find anal play very stimulating and anal beads are inserted before sex begins and usually withdrawn as climax is happening to further heighten sensations. The sphincter area is loaded with nerves that many find enjoyable to incorporate into their sex play. There are not only beads, but some shaped sort of like an anchor, the handle of course being there so removal is easy and the toy cannot become lodged inside. Think of the embarrassment if you couldn’t get them out and had to seek medical intervention, this would be very awkward, so always keep that in mind as you play with any toys. Make sure easy removal is possible of something before proceeding.

The toys should be well cleaned after every use and when inserted use generous amounts of lube. Dry toys and sex is never a good or comfortable thing. It’s not advisable to use jewelry beads for this purpose as they are not strong or meant for such a purpose, it’s always best to use something specifically designed for the intended purpose to be as safe as possible.

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Sleepy Sex

A sexual pleasure for many is sleepy sex. Sex that you are wakened up to have that is nothing but a dreamy memory in the morning. Now I’m not talking about ones that take advantage of sleeping people, I mean a couple that are consenting. Where one wakes up in the night feeling horny and starts making the moves on their sleeping partner.

It can be a very sexy feeling to be wakened up with lips on your skin, hands roaming over you, semi aroused before you even know what’s happening and all of a sudden be taken in the night from a dead sleep by your randy, eager lover.

Imagine being wakened up with a hand slowly pumping your cock and kisses being rained down on your neck, your body responds and you get hard, maybe starting a sexy dream that something is happening to you, but it actually is!

Perhaps if one sleeps soundly enough they could even be having full on sex and not even know about it. There is a sleeping disorder where this happens. Some men have been charged with rape when they were in effect asleep and found some woman and had sex with her, sort of in the same state of mind as sleepwalking. I have wakened up having an orgasm, and wasn’t even touching myself. It’s rare, only happens once every few years, but it’s nice when it does happen, and makes you think if it can happen alone, it could certainly happen from another person and you not even have much recollection of it other than waking up satisfied.

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Pretty Clitty

 

Women have always wanted to make themselves prettier with jewelry, but not that many go so far as to adorn their hidden parts. But some do, there is certainly jewelry for private parts. Ones can get their clit pierced, I can’t imagine such a thing, but there’s also non piercing adornments for ones parts that you put on like a sort of belt to highlight and show off your clit. My first thought is, does this woman have the nerve to wear this to the gynecologist? I’m thinking no.

It brings to mind a funny joke I read years ago, that’s been told online several times about the woman that was going to the gynecologist and used what she thought was feminine hygiene spray and when she was being examined by the Dr. heard, “My, how fancy!” She didn’t understand until she got home and saw it wasn’t feminine hygiene spray she’d applied to herself, but spray glitter for head hair.

I’m sure some guy going for your crotch isn’t really worried about dangling jewels, they would just get in the way and I shudder to think of the potential for injury should there be a clothing mishap and the jewelry get caught. OUCH! There is also jewelry for penises, what will people invent next to spend their money on, I sometimes wonder.

There’s many pictures to look at online if you type in clitoral jewelry, I have yet to think of an appropriate place to wear such items though. I’d hope a lot of people wouldn’t be seeing it. Would a woman be doing a leg crossing and uncrossing scene like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct at a bar? The light catching the flash of goldtone between her legs? The thoughts are comical to me at best. 

 

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Pocket Pussies

What is a guy to do when he can get a girlfriend, he’s got a cold fish for a wife, not the balls to pick up and leave, and he’s too filled with fear to go to an escort? Well, masturbation of course, but what can the poor fellow do to make his routine a bit more exciting? A sex doll is a bit of a cumbersome toy after all.

Well I have heard great things from guys that use a pocket pussy. It’s not quite the same as a Fleshlight, but not too different either. I have heard from guys that just loved using theirs, that it made them cum really quickly and felt pretty close to the real thing. Just get out the lube and go to town.

Guys love pussy, and a toy like this can far exceed the pleasures of your own hand. I don’t have a cock, so I can’t vouch for them personally, I can only go by what guys tell me,and they really seem to like them.

One poor guy I used to chat with wanted one so badly, and although over age and a college student, felt he couldn’t order one through the mail since his parents would question its arrival in a box. I can’t imagine having such lack of privacy. The hardships young men, and no doubt girls too endure due to lack of privacy for masturbating is very sad to me.

I don’t have any children, but if I did, I’d like to think I’d be openminded. Buy my daughter a vibrator and my son a pocket pussy! And encourage them to have phone sex to further enhance their experiences. Far too much unneeded shame in the world over perfectly natural desires. One man called and said he felt guilty for being horny.

I said that was sad and so unnecessary. I said would you feel guilty if you were thirsty, tired or hungry? No, he said. I said then why would you feel guilty for being horny. He’d never looked at it that way. So enjoy your pocket pussies! No need for shame.

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Panty Sniffers

A sexual pleasure for many men is women’s panties. Dirty women’s panties. Still damp with pussy juices and the sweat of the day. How many countless callers do I have that talk about the stolen panties they have of everyone from their mom to their sister to the neighbor to their ex girlfriend that they bury their face in to masturbate with or rub the silky panties around their hardened cocks and know that crotch has been all over some dripping wet cunt lips…..

They go wild with the thought of it. They go into hampers in homes they are in and steal them, smell them, you name it. They love inhaling the very essence of the woman they were worn by, from their mother in law to the nanny of their children. I swear 1/3 of all panties must end up stolen, several I have spoken with have collections of worn panties of many different women.

Many like to not only smell them and masturbate with them, but try on the garments as well. Men call all the time wearing their wives or girlfriends panties that have absolutely no idea that they are using their panties in such a manner at all.

Something about how that tiny piece of clothing has rested against the pussy lips of that woman and absorbed her scent proves an absolute irresistible factor for these panty lovers. Some even love it if there is creamy discharge on the crotch, either some lubrication or ovulation that makes that yellowish stain on the crotch. They lick at it as though devouring an ice cream cone. Naughty, naughty boys…..

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