Wet ‘N Wild

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What could be more natural for a girl than to have some bath time fun with herself? It’s no mistake that a good percentage of vibrators and other sex toys are now made waterproof, since the manufactures know that people do indeed like to masturbate in the tub and shower.

This is often the place as children where we discover masturbation in the first place. A book from my youth, “Deenie”, by Judy Blume mentions the lead character masturbating in the bath and worrying if it’s normal, or ok to be doing it. So many, most, parents do not bring up the subject with their kids since it’s embarrassing, or they don’t like to think of their children as sexual beings in any way. I cannot even count the number of guys I have talked to that even now, if they have roommates or live at home still, the only place they have real, true privacy, but for very small windows of time and the only place they ever had to masturbate growing up was in the shower.

Premature ejaculation has its roots in this sort of furtive behavior, and it’s a shame ones have life long issues due to lack of privacy situations like this. Women and bath time fun can be with fingers, the ever popular shower massager that gives wonderful clit stimulation when aimed right on it. Younger kids don’t usually have access to sex toys, so the water massager is something they do have access to and can enjoy, but the ever present fear of getting caught is present. Even ones without shower massagers, many get pleasure from letting the water run directly over their clits. I never found it was a strong enough stream of water to get me off, but for many it’s more than enough.

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Cock Cages For Pleasure

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What could be pleasurable about being in a chastity device you may ask yourself. Ones into tease and denial see a stronger orgasm at the end of coming out of it. Ones into female domination love to have a woman in control of their orgasms and being in a locked chastity device that they personally do not have the key to is a great aphrodisiac to many that are into surrendering control.

It is fun to allow another control over your orgasm, we have certain levels of how much we each like to give that control over to another. Some don’t like to give in, they like being the dominant ones, others love to be made to beg for release, that’s what gets them off, I love it too, I understand, but I don’t think I’d quite go so far as to let a man lock me up in a chastity belt to prove the point!

Some men call that have supposedly been in lock down for weeks or even months. Of course I have only their word for it and I do think a great deal of embellishment goes into the things they tell me, I never really know for sure if what they say is true or not. If ones send me pictures I can believe partially, but a picture doesn’t tell time, so they could have snapped a pic 5 minutes before and claimed they’ve been locked up for 2-3 months, who knows. There’s many different styles of cock cages, from metal, to steel, to plastic, to leather straps. Just depends what you feel the most comfortable with.

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Great Girdles Of The Past

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It’s hard to imagine any guy getting turned on by ugly, restrictive underwear such as that pictured, but I can assure you many do. I have had several callers, usually older ones, that are very into the restrictive corsets and girdles of yesteryear. I can only assume it’s because they are older and caught glimpses of their mothers or grandmother many decades ago wearing such things and found it arousing as it was covering the womanly bits.

Seems it would take a long time to get in and out of such garments and they certainly were not worn for comfort and honestly produced an unnatural shape. One of the longest calls I ever had was with a man into this fetish, his ex wife had quite been into these sorts of old fashioned lingerie and he quite enjoyed having sex with her while she was wearing it. I guess the silky fabrics, hooks and eyes, laces, zippers, to some it just drives them wild. Wonder if they’d have liked the really old fashioned ones made of whale bone and steel cages? It’s unthinkable women would actually truss themselves up like that.

Women today wear Spanx foundation garments, and old fashioned pieces like this while still available are certainly much less in demand as more women decide to just choose comfort over pouring themselves into such contraptions. Much lingerie can be sexy, but these girdles seem so horrible to me, I wouldn’t wear one for anything! Some men even call while wearing them themselves, so it’s not just women they enjoy seeing them on, some have a fetish for them themselves as garments to wear while masturbating.

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This Ain’t No Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest!

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I had a rather amusing call with a man the other day that did something on a regular basis I found quite odd. He regularly, at least weekly apparently, had a contest of sorts with himself as the only participant, to see how far he could shoot his cum. Of course the first thing that entered my mind was a good old fashioned watermelon spitting contest. Same principal, minus the other participants and watermelon seeds.

He claimed nine feet was his current record. He was in his forties now, and had been doing this weekly since his teens. I didn’t know quite what to say. I was shocked at his current age as you’d think this was something only a very young person would bother with a few times to see what they could do. No, he’s been at it for decades turning it into an artform of sorts. I can imagine he doesn’t have a girlfriend, as this juvenile activity astounded me that he was still carrying on with it. I could just picture some room in his home, set up like a long jump with chalk lines or something to measure how far. What an odd hobby!

I’ve certainly heard of other odd hobbies, and it’s pretty harmless really, just a bit odd for sure. He doesn’t always get to the nine foot mark mind you, and apparently time has only increased his distance, which honestly you’d think the opposite would be true. Maybe it’s all in his head who knows, but he detailed the entire thing out during his call and I can honestly say I’ve never heard a tale quite like it. One said he was on his bed and hit the ceiling a few times, which I guess would be 6-8 feet depending on the height of the bed and the ceiling, who knows, but makes you wonder what sort of things people do behind closed doors for sure.

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Wet Dreams and Sexy Thoughts

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Apparently 2% of people can bring themselves to orgasm by fantasy alone. Not a single touch, just thoughts alone. Wet dreams are another way people can make themselves cum without any touching. And that’s a lot more than 2%, the 2% is while awake and concentrating. It would be an amazing talent to have. You can certainly get aroused with no touching via porn or erotica or talking sexy to another person, but most people need to then commence touching to orgasm.

Many think women don’t have wet dreams, but indeed we do. Guys have the more dramatic waking up with cum all over their sheets, how messy, but gals do indeed have orgasm dreams as well. Very rarely, not as often as guys. I usually only have one every 3-5 years that I am aware of anyway. I guess if you have them and don’t wake up you simply aren’t aware. When you wake up having an orgasm, you certainly feel it! Nice way to wake up!

If everyone had this ability though, imagine people at their desks getting off as they worked away just thinking themselves to orgasm, could be a bit tricky. There are vibrating panties with pockets for bullet vibes in them to get off without ever touching themselves directly, so the vibes are doing it for them, but you have to put in the effort here to make all that happen, most aren’t going to go to the trouble of all that, but thoughts, well anyone can have them and ones would do it at inappropriate times, all kinds of calamities could ensue.

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