Perversion in the Pumpkin Patch

Seeing as it’s nearly Halloween, I was shopping for some pumpkins at the local pumpkin patch on the outskirts of town, and I saw a man off by himself and he appeared to be doing something he shouldn’t, so being the curious gal I am, I went to have a closer look, and he was masturbating with a pumpkin. It looked like he’d cut a small hole in the side of one and was working it up and down his cock. I was a bit shocked considering there were families nearby, but he was far enough away that no one could see what he was doing unless they were close like I was.

He didn’t see me approaching him and I spoke out and said you shouldn’t be doing that here, that if you wanted to be a pervert and assault vegetables, to buy one and take it home and do it there. He looked so shocked, his mouth hanging open, as were his pants. He said he’d just been overtaken by such a wave of horniness he could stop himself and how he’d masturbated with fruits and vegetables many times over the years and it felt amazingly pussy like, so slippery and warm from the sun that had been shining on it warming it up.

He pumped it a few more times on his cock and came inside of it and then tossed it aside and then zipped up and went back to his car, he didn’t even buy one after using one! I stayed away from the ones he’d been around and found a nice one and bought it and went back home to carve it, as I thought about this pubic masturbator in the pumpkin patch.

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He Wanted To Take Charge

Normally I like to be dominant in the bedroom, but after watching some porn with blindfolded women in it, my boyfriend thought it might be fun if he could be in charge, and I like to try new things, so of course I agreed, and it went very well. We already had a blindfold and cuffs on hand, but I’m usually using them on him, so we just changed roles and role reversal can indeed be fun for all involved. I looked forward to him playing Master and me his sex slave and doing as I was told to do.

I let him cuff me and blindfold me and he was really horny, more so than usual even, so he wasn’t exactly being gentle and I was fine with that. I even told him he could choke me a bit and I loved it. He knew when enough was enough though and not to go too far, but he really gave it to me and fucked me hard and unrelentingly. I adore the size of his cock, it’s big, but not so big it hurts, and he was really ramming me full of it, all the way up to the balls and stretching me out.

I was cuffed and pinned down and the dominant side of me wanted to flip him over as I usually do, but I kept to the assigned role reversal for the night and just laid back and let him be in control. He told me to beg for his cock, to beg to be able to cum and I loved the sense of being degraded to beg for it, it made chills flow throughout my body, and then he allowed me to cum and he forced me to have five orgasms, and it was hot as any sex we’d ever had. I think I need to let him be in control more often.

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Your Cock Is Mine

My boyfriend is a bit submissive, and that’s fine, he likes to have me use him as I see fit sexually. His body is there for my pleasure, especially his tongue. I love having my pussy licked and he’s very good at it and loves being told what to do. I get a laugh sometimes when he’s come home from a hard day at work and all he wants to do is have dinner and go to sleep by telling him how horny I am and how I hope he’s got some stamina tonight, since I’m going to be able to go a few rounds.

I know he doesn’t really want to, but he does for my sake. I don’t do it too often, but I want him never to forget who’s in charge of things, and of course that’s me. He doesn’t mind too much or he wouldn’t go along with it, but I do get very horny at times and cumming alone sure doesn’t have the same amount of fun to it as with another person.

Having a submissive boyfriend that loves to please can be a wonderful thing, he also doesn’t mind if I bring home other men to fuck, I do enjoy variety once in a while and that gives him a bit of a break as well when I’m too demanding of him. He lives to please me, but I know everyone needs a rest now and then. I don’t give him much of a one, but I’m not totally selfish.

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Man To Man Phone Sex

Lots of guys say they have had jerk off experiences with other guys, some even into adulthood have jerk off buddies they play with on occasion and masturbate together with. Some even call them up and masturbate with them on the phone if they cannot get together in person and masturbate in the same room.

One question that never fails to make me laugh is the number of guys that think they are good at phone sex and they actually believe they could do this as a job and have lonely women pay to hear them talk to them. I then laugh and clue them in to the fact that if they became a male phone sex operator that 99.9% of their clients would be other men. This never ceases to shock them. Cannot even count the number of times guys will ask this.

So just like some guys have their jerk off buddies, some too have their phone sex buddies they listen to each other beat off at the same time. One thing lots of guys do though, is hang up when they cum, no time for the cordial, “That was really nice, thank you for playing, have a great night.” Just click, you’re left holding your still hard dick and haven’t cum yet, they have literally cum and gone. No manners or sense of right or wrong, so it can often be a who can cum first before they get hung up on competition if they are not a regular phone sex partner and you don’t know what’s going to happen. If you have a reliable phone sex buddy, appreciate them and don’t take them for granted.

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Doing The Bump and Grind

I went out on a date with this guy this weekend and it was fun, but didn’t end the way I thought it would. He was really good looking and I would have slept with him and thought I was going to get the chance, but he didn’t want to take things too quickly, so we didn’t have sex. He asked me to sort of do a lapdance on him and grind on him like a stripper. I wasn’t quite sure what to say to that, but I’m open to new ideas, so did as he asked.

We went in his room and took off our clothes other than our underwear and then he sat down on the bed and reached up and brought me over to him and had me sit on his lap and do a little grinding. I could feel how hard he was and I knew my pussy would be wet, but he wasn’t interested at this point in penetrative sex, so we just sort of acted like teenagers and were grinding on one another. Surprisingly I was able to cum, but was afraid to let him know I did since he seemed to want to take things very slow and not cum, so I bit my lip and as I was facing away from him he couldn’t see my face, so I don’t think he knows I did.

He did not, there was no wet squirting from him in any case, but he was so hard and was moaning and acting all turned on but he fondled my tits and made me feel really good and of course going slow like this is more of a build up than if we had fucked, but it can be a bit frustrating, but I will do my best not to attack him for his cock and let him set the pace of things.

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