He Asked His Mom For The Baby Oil

The moms of most teenage sons will usually not be shocked to learn their boys are masturbating. Most boys do try and keep it a secret though. I cannot count the number of times men have shared on the phone some traumatic incident of their youth where they were caught or walked in on and the embarrassment that ensued. Some moms however are cool and just walk out and ignore what they saw, never mentioning it to the boy.

One caller said his mom was cool and he was so bold as to ask her for the bottle of baby oil to use as lube when he was going to masturbate. Now why he didn’t know where it was kept to just go get it and he had to ask, I cannot imagine. Or why he didn’t just go and buy his own bottle, it is very cheap, so even a youngster would be able to find a couple of bucks for a bottle. I think just the excitement of asking, and her knowing what he was going to be doing with the oil was what excited him. He said he’d never go and ask her for it if his father was at home, since he knew that wouldn’t go over well.

So he’d take the oil and go in his room and drizzle it all over his young, hard cock and stroke away, all the while knowing she knew what he was doing and he’d even think about her while he did it. Guys are funny, the things they do and think about and the effect decades later of asking for a bottle of baby oil to masturbate with and be telling some lady on the phone and paying to do so decades after the fact. Rub your well moisturized cocks now, lol.

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Are You Ready For Valentine’s Day?

Valentine’s Day is coming up, are you ready for the romance? Are you ready for the sex? Unless you have a partner it will likely be your dominant hand that is getting all the action, and even married men have partners that won’t give them any sex, so for the few out there that do have a partner that gives them some sex once in a blue moon, make the most of it. The most romantic day of the year may seem commercialized and downright trite, but it’s still a popular day for romance regardless.

Do you ever go out of your way to woo your lady anymore, do anything romantic like bring them flowers, gifts, take them out for a wonderful dinner and out on some fun event? Maybe they might be a bit more giving in the bedroom if they felt appreciated. Make the evening about her, lavish her with a foot massage, a lavish shopping spree if your bank account can afford it, be good at oral sex for her benefit. If she likes the job you’re doing, you might be gifted back in kind. Would you like your cock sucked on before plunging it into a warm, wet, waiting pussy of your lady? I’m sure you would.

You have a couple of weeks to plan and prepare, especially if you are not the romantic type and such a surprise would indeed take them off guard. Pampering and romance are welcome any day of the year, but a woman does love to have this kind of treatment on Valentine’s Day. Think of something special to do you both will remember and cherish. If you don’t have much money, a homemade dinner and some hot sex doesn’t really cost anything, just be creative and make them feel special. It will be good for your both.

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I’ve Got My Love To Keep Me Warm

Some parts of the Northeast are quite snowed in and I am in one of them. I always keep around a month’s worth of food and supplies in the house, so I really had no worries. My boyfriend had stayed over before the storm and we were quite surprised to look out the window to see several feet of snow had fallen overnight. I knew for me it was no emergency to be barricaded in. I work from home, set for food, I can stay in for weeks as far as I care, it doesn’t really affect me in the slightest. He also had a few days off, so we just thought we’d enjoy the time and cocoon and make love as much as we cared to. It’s been delightful.

Neighbors called to see if I wanted help being shoveled out and I said not to bother, help someone who really needs out, I do not. It’s supposed to be above freezing next week, most of it will melt, so not to worry about me. I also had lots of candles and lube and all sorts of fun and naughty things for us to entertain ourselves with. I made us a lovely dinner, made a roaring fire in the fire place, and we made our way to the warm, thick rug in front of it after dinner, naked and in the glow of the firelight. He laid me back and said my sweet pussy was the best dessert he could ever ask for, and who was I to disagree?

I laid back and spread myself open for him, allowing him to feast on my shaved pussy, opening my folds like a moist, dew covered flower. My stiff little bud erect for him to lick and to tease as I bucked up towards him. He always knows just how to lick and to suck me to orgasm, and did he ever. Then he fucked me. We did this countless times over the next few days as the neighbors shoveled themselves out and we remained blissfully surrounded and covered with snow.

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Water is Wet, So is My Cunt

My boyfriend recently bought a new house and it has a pool. Of course one of the first things he said was he couldn’t wait to fuck me in it. We’d had sex at the beach before, but privacy is always a concern. You don’t want to get arrested for public indecency or anything. We had plenty of privacy, so I of course said I was game to try. He got this silicone lube to use, since my own natural wetness or a water based lube would get rinsed away with the water. Lubrication is important, so I was lubed up before I even got in the water.

We kissed and touched before we began the full on fucking, and once we did, it was a lot of fun. I love to swim and I love the water, so we made the most of it, trying to see how long we could each hold our breath before coming up for air. He even had the rather unique idea to rent some scuba tanks and that way we could stay under water and not have to worry about coming up for air. Sex will make guys think the craziest things.

I’ve always loved to masturbate in pools and hot tubs with the air jets on the sides, and full on intercourse underwater seems a natural progression of water play, and we had a good time. I got at just the right angle with him holding me, and the weightlessness that being in water gives can be very comfortable, and he just jackhammered that cock into me and I came and so did he. I milked his cock with my pussy until every drop of his cum was within me. We stayed there in the water, with his cock inside me for a few minutes before he withdrew and we got out of the water. I think we will be putting his new pool to good use.

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Pussy To Pussy

I can recall in my teens a good friend I had and all the naughty things we got up to during sleepovers. My poor, clueless parents had no idea what was going on as they slept. We were both really horny a lot and boys hadn’t taken an interest in us yet, so we made do with each other, and we came so hard together, I swear there’s times I think I came harder with her than any man I’ve ever been with. It started by just talking about masturbation, admitting we did it. Then it moved to doing it together in the same room, then touching one another, and then grinding on one another.

I have to admit, I loved that the best, it seemed the most naughty. I’d squirt some lotion on her pussy and mine to get it all slippery, I didn’t have any access to lube then and would have been afraid to buy any or of my mom finding it, so regular lotion did the trick. We usually got wet soon enough, but some lotion always helped get things going just right. We’d start by kissing, or as we called it, “practicing” for all the boyfriends we thought we’d soon have. Then after doing that a while, we’d be getting pretty horny. We touched each other many times, but I suggested the bare grinding.

With our lotion covered pussies, one of us would get on top of the other and sort of grind until our clits would find one another and we’d get a rhythm going. It’s honestly not hard to cum that way, many girls masturbate by humping pillows or rubbing against something. When that something is another person, the level of excitement can be pretty high and you can definitely have an orgasm, with no penetration whatsoever. We did this countless times and it would usually be under five minutes until we’d each cum. I was always worried my mom would hear the bed springs creaking as we did it and come to investigate, but it never happened and we had many fun encounters.

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