Masturbation On The Fly

We’ve all many times masturbated in not the wisest of locations due to lack of opportunity for an appropriate locale. Last week I really bested myself. I did it in the kitchen of my boyfriend’s mother. Why didn’t I just go to the bathroom and do it there if I really felt the urge? Well the bathroom was occupied, by her. She hadn’t been feeling well the day I visited and was in and out of the bathroom the whole time I was there and she wasn’t being fast in her visits either. I felt this sudden urge of horniness over take me and I knew if I really worked it, I could cum in under three minutes. I’ve timed myself. Now I normally do not like to rush like that, but I have timed myself to see how fast I could cum from a cold start to finish.

She was averaging ten minutes per bathroom trip. I walked into the kitchen and quickly slipped my hand down my panties and worked that clit fast. I was already wet. I don’t know what came over me. She was in that bathroom having all kinds of troubles and I was in her kitchen, standing up, stroking my clit. I came while biting my lip to keep from making noise. I was able to wash my hands when I was done and I was back sitting on the sofa when she came out of the bathroom, none the wiser.

It was quite an insane thing to do actually, and I know when I tell my boyfriend about it later he will laugh and get turned on at the same time. The thought of me playing with my pussy quickly in the kitchen will drive him wild. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next time, when he’s with me, if he wants to see if we can have sex I there while she and his father are at the dinner table. We will have to see how that plays out, but I’m up for anything.

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Fucking At Work

The company I work at has a strict no dating between the employees clause, but I’ve been seeing one of my coworkers in secret. We have even fucked in my office a few times. No one seems to suspect anything and we are careful, but we likely should not play at the office again. Last week we were the last two people to leave after working late on a project, so we didn’t see how anyone could find out about us. We finished the work and were going to go back to his place, but I was just so horny I didn’t want to wait to get there, so I locked my door and stripped right there.

He got hard as soon as I was nude and I quickly stripped him down as well. I walked up and pressed myself against him and I knew I had to have that cock inside of me quickly. He leaned back on the edge of my desk and I walked right up to that hard on. I could feel it nestled between my legs and I parted my feet to open my legs more and I just rubbed it against my clit and it felt so good.

I reached down and spread my cunt lips apart and just eased down onto that dick and bucked up against him standing up. I then grabbed his shoulders to steady myself and just worked my cunt up and down that dick. It filled me totally, and he reached down and grabbed my ass cheeks in his hands and pulled me closer to him. He reached down and grabbed one of my breasts and started to fondle it then popped the nipple in his mouth as we fucked. I could feel an orgasm welling up inside of me and I came on his cock. That of course triggered him to cum in me and we both giggled and gathered up our clothes and then made a mad dash back to his place for rounds two and three. I’m not sure how long we can keep it a secret, but we will do our darnedest.

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Slumber Party Sex Lessons

When I was in high school, this one friend of mine was pretty wild. She and another girl and I were best pals and would often have slumber parties at one another’s houses. When we’d have them at her house, they were extra fun, since her parents were usually out and she had a brother that always wanted to join us and turn things a bit naughty. We were always willing to play. I think she and her brother did things we didn’t know about, lol. She told us what a big dick he had and she called him in one night to show us. We were a bit shocked she’d be telling us about her brother’s dick, but who were we to say no, don’t show us?

He came in fully erect, proud of his manhood. We asked if we could touch it and of course he said yes. He really taught my friend and I how to give a hand job. He’d tell us how fast, how slow, how hard, how softly to grip, we felt like experts by the time he let us stop. If our parents had any idea what went on at the sleep over’s when they were at Melissa’s house, but of course they never found out.

We then had the hand job basics down pat when we got our own boyfriends and they loved how we did it. He loved that we’d all be willing to try. We even tried blow jobs as well and I must say, every boyfriend I’ve ever had has complimented me on my technique. If only they knew it was from the slumber party sex lessons we used to get at our friend’s house! I learned a lot going over to her house, I bet she and her brother were fucking, but she never let on.

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Getting Friendly in The Woods

Recently I went camping with my boyfriend and of course we love to have sex outdoors, but it was a rather busy camp ground, so in the tent had to do. I got to thinking after the fact though, that we left the lantern on, so our silhouettes would have left little to the imagination to ones that happened to be standing nearby or walking past. Can you imagine the silhouette of me riding him, my breasts bouncing freely? I bet some guys were jerking off in the dark to that in their various hidden spots!

I made sure not to moan or groan much, I didn’t want to bring attention to our sounds, but the lights were blazing! You could hear the crickets and the owls and someone faintly playing a guitar a ways away with some singing friends around a camp fire we’d seen, and here we were, fucking and not having a care in the world. The next morning we did get a few odd looks at breakfast. A few knowing smiles as well, so I’m assuming some saw our little unintended romantic display. I simply forgot to turn off the lights. We never have sex in the dark at home, and it just didn’t occur to me to turn them off.

Later in the day we went skinny dipping in a secluded spot and no one seemed to be around then at least, we swam in the nude and then laid down some beach towels and fucked again. We didn’t hear anyone, so were free in our actions. I sucked his cock and he licked my cunt, it was romantic there, sixty nining there on the riverbank. He then got me on all fours and really fucked me hard from behind. This time no audience. It really is fun to have sex in the great outdoors. If you do though, maybe check to make sure there’s no audience, and or turn out the lights!

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Drain ‘Dem Nigger Balls

One of my most popular calls I get is racial humiliation. Ones not familiar with this topic might find it hard to grasp. Others may know of it but think it’s horrible. Well, then don’t talk about it if it bugs you, don’t kink shame anyone else. They are not into hurting anyone, they just like to be humiliated themselves and made fun of. Most racial humiliation phone sex callers are black (niggers, spooks, jigaboos, jungle bunnies, porch monkey), but you get the occasional Mexican (beaner boys, wet backs), Indians (curry munchers, dot heads, towel heads), Middle Easterners (sand niggers), Asians (chinks) and self hating Jews (kikes).

If you’re some virtue signally left wing nutter, these calls might be enough to send you off into orbit, hating yourself even more for coming from such a hatful race as the evil (yet superior) white man. For sensible folk, one can have a lot of fun on these calls, and the callers love it. The more creative and hurtful you are, the more they love it. Talk about whipping that uppity nigger until they bleed with lash marks, talk about tossing that kike in the oven like they deserve, it’s all in good, clean fun, lol!

Many not in the phone sex world would just never understand such a fetish, but it’s just one of many out there that some enjoy. You likely have some odd fetish that might disgust or horrify some people, so who are you to judge them for wanting to hear themselves called names they are paying good money to be called. It’s not for everyone, but hey, let them have their fun. Some black callers have even said they find white women to sleep with and the women call them names and even spit on them as they have sex. You really have no idea what turns people on, and in most cases, you really don’t want to know!

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