Dirty Talking Neighbor

Recently I got some baby monitors, though not for babies, but for security. I spend most of my time upstairs and cannot hear if anyone is at the doors downstairs, so I put one down by the door and leave it on. Then if anyone knocks or tries the door, I will hear it on the receiver monitor I keep near me upstairs. What I hadn’t counted on was it picking up the signal at times from the neighbors baby monitor. They had a baby recently, so I assume they have one. I think the husband is cheating on his wife since I overheard him having a very sexy conversation with someone that was broadcast over my monitor when I knew his wife was out.

I’m not sure if he was on the phone and having phone sex, or if there was a visitor with him there in person, but it was plenty hot. I was sitting in my chair working away when I heard a man’s voice, and it startled me. He then was saying things like, “fuck me baby, fuck me hard, suck that dick.” it was unexpected and hot and I was totally getting into it as he was telling his lover what to do to him. I started to finger my now wet cunt as I listened to him and closed my eyes and imagined him doing those things to me.

I’d not thought of him as a very sexy sort before hearing this, but soon saw him in a different light as I heard him tell her to open her mouth and take his big load, and get on her hands and knees to get fucked like the little slut that she is. I could hear him grunting as he either stroked his dick to her on the phone, or as he really pounded her cunt and gave it to her for real. In his own bed while his wife was out. Oh well, she just had that kid, she’s likely too tired to fuck her man and give him the attention he needs, so he’s getting it elsewhere. I rubbed my clit and soon came listening to him.

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Watching His Wife Take BBC

This caller was telling me about his wife fucking black guys on the side since his own penis is so small, this is quite a common tale we phone sex gals hear. I asked him how small he was, and he wasn’t even three inches. No wonder she’s looking elsewhere. He has watched her get fucked several times and he likes it a lot. He rubs his little useless dick with his thumb and forefinger and shoots out his two or three drops of watery cum and sees her get satisfaction like he could never possibly give her.

He told me how this black guy his wife met at work has been coming around a few nights a week after dinner and really giving her a fun time. He said he gets hard just watching the bulge in his pants knowing what’s to come. He sits in a chair in the corner and watches her take out his black dick and get down on her knees and worship it in her hand before beginning to suck on it, taking as much down her throat as she can. She looks him right in the eye as he fucks her mouth, and then looks over at tiny dicked hubby stroking his little cocktail weenie sized dicklette as she’s taking it like a whore.

He said when she got on the bed on all fours and raised her ass up to take that big, black cock from behind, he nearly lost it right there. The sight of her being penetrated by that eleven inch cock drove him wild. He was salivating at the sight of her taking thrust after thrust of that huge dick inside. She moaned and came loudly, then the black guy shot his load, then his few drops came out of his tiny dick as he watched them get off together. Telling me about it is nearly as hot for him as watching, him describing it to another person.

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Getting the Tradesman Off

Recently I was having some work done on my home, and of course working from home kind of gets in the way a little bit. I tried to be quiet about doing phone sex, but the men working in the nearby rooms could surely hear a few things even through closed doors. They didn’t say anything though. One night I got a call on the paid line and the man’s voice sounded familiar but I couldn’t place it. I did the call as normal. Then the next day this one workman said I’d been great the night before. I didn’t know what he’d meant. Then I recognized the voice. It was he who had called my line.

I’d gotten the workman off from my own home without even realizing it. I didn’t reply, I just went back in my office to do calls. They were finished in a couple of more days, but every night the workman was calling my line. He was into mommy son calls as well, so it was a bit odd to pretend like nothing is going on face to face then talk about him fucking mommy when he calls a few hours after I saw him working on my home.

The business can be quite odd. You’d not know to look at him he was into anything a bit different, but that’s the thing. You just never know who’s into what. Will he keep calling when the job is over? I’ve no idea, I shall have to see. To think the tradesman was stroking his dick to my voice and description of mommy sucking his dick and then twelve hours later was laying flooring in my hallway outside my bedroom door. He was likely hard as a rock as he was doing so, hearing the naughty conversations wafting out from under the doorway.

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Long Way Home

I was foolish enough to accept an invitation to an out of town party, I went there by bus but didn’t think about the party being over so late the buses had stopped running for the night. This isn’t some big city where I live where they go around the clock. So I was in a strange city, no credit card or money for a hotel for the night, and the only people I knew had left. There was a man that hadn’t left yet and I had no choice but to approach him and ask if there was any way he’d agree to drive me home, over an hour away. I said I had no money.

He looked at me like I was nuts, but I told him I really had no options. He said the only way he’d agree to it was if I’d give him a blow job. I wasn’t thrilled with my options, but didn’t see any way around just doing it. He led me into an empty bedroom and told me to get undressed. I did as I was told and he undressed and got naked on the bed and I took his cock in hand and started to blow him.

I found he had a nice cock actually, so it wasn’t as bad as I’d been concerned about. I actually began to feel quite horny, so I reached down and began to lay with my clit while I sucked him off. Sucking on the head of his hard cock, licking the tip of it that was leaking precum and sucking on his balls. He seemed to like what I was doing to him, so I just continued on. I made myself cum and that triggered him soon after. He said when a woman has an orgasm with his dick in their mouth, he goes wild. I soon had a mouthful of cum, swallowed it and we got dressed and were on our way to drive me home.

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My Cock’s In a Sock

One of my callers likes to masturbate with his cock in a sock. The first thing I thought of when he told me this was the scene in the movie “American Pie”, where the hapless young lad does the same and his parents walk in on him as he’s watching scrambled porn. He said he was given sixteen pairs of socks by his grandmother for Christmas and is christening them all one by one. So that’s thirty two masturbation sessions, and he’s using them a few times before washing them apparently. I asked if he was cutting up the tip of his cock with the crusty, dried semen in the sock tip from the last sessions. OMG.

Now who seriously gives anyone sixteen pairs of socks at one time? I asked if he was going to tell his grandma about his christening of the Christmas socks and he said no. I couldn’t make theses things up if I tried. Talk about truth being stranger than fiction! He said he likes knowing that I know he’s actually masturbating with his cock in his sock . I asked if he’d seen the funny video with Justin Timberlake called “Dick in a Box” from several years ago, and he said yes, so I say it’s his cock in a sock the same way as the video, it’s absurd the stuff I converse on in the average day.

He said he’d love an all female audience when he masturbates to watch him perform, though with a sock concealing the view, it really wouldn’t be the same. I asked if he got dick burn from the wool socks like you would from rug burn. He claims no, but it cannot feel that great, oh well. People sure masturbate in many different ways and with many different objects to help themselves achieve orgasm.

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